Condom "n" Tabiz

Hamesha Condom aur Tabiz apne paas rakhna chahiye.

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"Bhoot Aur Choot" Kahin v mil sakte hain!

SUZI

Bachcha 2 Shopkeeper - "Uncle Suzi hai??"
Shopkeeper - "Haan! Beta Suzi hai."
Bachcha - "Sale, Fir Marwai Kyun Thi??"

Song for Penis

Song for Penis of different ages :-

18 : Pehla Nasha....

18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....

30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....

41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....

55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...