Its time to fun. so im trying to laugh people with some NonVeg and dirty Jokes. I post here Some Adult Jokes, Nonveg Jokes & Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes in English, Nonveg Jokes in Hindi and Non Veg Jokes in Punjabi. Here you can find nonveg shayri, hindi dirty shayari and non veg poems also.
January 28, 2010
Police Nahi Pakdti Kya??
Sardar - (Roni Surat Bana K) - Nahi G, Yahan Khud Apna Pakad Kar Karna Padta Hai.
January 13, 2010
Bada Koun???
Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”
Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”
Teacher: “Wo Kese?”
Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“
Kaam
Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”
Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya Aur Tail ki ek boond v nahi lagai.“
January 08, 2010
Mahan Aadmi Ka Vichar
Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar
Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon
Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,
Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..
Every Thucking Day!
Feeees
College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“
Dil Upper Kar Do
Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli
“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”
Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”
Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“
Ladkiyo Ki Izzat
Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?
Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai
Romatic Budha
Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola
“Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare Tod Launga”
Budhi: “Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaa.Nd Se Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai“