June 11, 2016

Whatsapp Joke of the Day

Ek Computer Field ki 
Ladki kya Gaali Degi?
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"Sale Infinite Loop....

Paidayshi Error.... 

Virus Ke Bache...

1 Click Marungi to Dharti se Delete ho ke Paatal mai Install ho jayega.......

June 10, 2016

Adult Joke of the Day

A husband and his wife 

are ready to go to sleep.

The husband lies on the bed 

but the wife lies down on the floor.


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Husband asks, 
"Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"


Wife replies, 

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"Because I want to feel something 
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HARD for a change!"