Lady & Baba Ji

Lady to Baba Ji - Maharaj Mere Santan Nahi Ho Rahi!!

Baba Ji -  Panty Koun Se Colour Ki Pehnti Ho?

Lady - Red Colour Ki.

Baba Ji - Panty GREEN Colour ki Pehna Karo, Signal "ON" Rahega Tabhi Santan Hogi.

SEXY SHAMPOOS

Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...

Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???

Agar HEAD k Baal Dhone Hai To "HEAD N SHOULDER".

Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai To " PANTENE" Le Lo...

Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....

Punjabi Adult Joke - Ladka Ladki Ki Tarkrar

Ladki (Ladke Se) - Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa...! 
                                 Menu Bhool Jai...!!

Ladka -  Na Tere Aane Ki Khusi, 
              Na Tere Jane Ka Gum....


             Fuddi Teri Le Lai,
             Dafa Ho Teri Bhen Di Lun.....